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36 Wasted Corvettes


2005
05.31

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Apparently Peter Max has thirty-six Corvettes just gathering dust in a warehouse.

He’s got some sort of artsy-fartsy excuse, but the fact of the matter is… these cars could be tearing up a local track right now! WHAT A WASTE!

Here are some analogies:

You buy a computer, but you never plug it in.

You marry a beautiful woman, but you never make love to her.

You pay $80/month for cable TV, yet never watch it.

So why in God’s name would anyoen buy thirty-six Corvettes and not frickin’ drive them?!?!??!!!

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Too much sex can make you go blind.


2005
05.27

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Specifically, it appears that some men go blind if they are using Viagra.

I guess if you go blind, you really won’t care what the girl looks like, which will allow you to use even more Viagra. Hmmm….

Of course, I have to say, I’d like to keep my vision so I can enjoy sights like Kelly Brook in an outfit that I recommend for all starlets who are looking for attention:




Hubba, hubba! :-)

Quote of the moment: “But Lazlo… a man… is just a man!” <– who knows where that quote comes from?

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Shaq takes on “Internet Sex Predators”? WTF?


2005
05.25

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I know he’s got a Superman logo tattooed on his arm (probably from playing Steel, a character derived from the Superman comics). But tackling pervs while trying to further establish his basketball legend seems to be pushing the limits of what anyone can do!

That right… Shaq is taking on Internet Sex Predators. I have to say, I think knowing that there’s a 7′2″, 300+ lbs. dude lurking out there, waiting to pound you into hamburger would dissuade most people.

However, I think Shaq probably has his hands full with the Detroit Pistons right now.

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eBay sells Mexican Immigrants?


2005
05.25

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I wrote a posting on Racial Stereotypes which was full of references to “Mexico” and “immigrants”.

I also have Google AdSense hooked on to my page in an effort to squeeze out a few pennies for my thoughts.

So after my last post ( How to Kill A Set of Tires ), I decided to check how the page rendered, and saw:



That’s right. Mexican immigrants are apparently available on eBay. Gee, and I thought slavery was over! But it gets better — I actually clicked the link, and it took me here, to a set of eBay search results for Mexican immigrants.

This is really disturbing. It’d be funnier if I were in a silly mood about race and all, but… oh well.

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How To Kill A Set Of Tires…


2005
05.25

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I was surfing Corvette Forum and found a post that made me crack up laughing. Apparently, a fellow named Red5 decided that he was going to milk every penny’s worth out of his tires since they were almost worn out. So he decided to flog the living hell out of them.

I really need to do that to the Yokohama tires on mine sometiume this summer. I just wonder… WHERE can I do this?!??!!?! No parking lots near me that have the space required to really light ‘em up!

(You can check out the original posting for the full scoop)

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