Just look at this dude! Eight eyes, eight legs, and not paying me diddly squat for rent. Of course, he may be keeping my house clear of more nefarious pests…
..and it seems that this one is probably a female, based on the size of her “butt”. In fact, check this out. Can you just imagine that little guy singing:
I like big butts and I cannot lie…
That said, spider reproduction is a dangerous thing. Case in point (excerpted from here):



