Archive for September, 2005

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Mmmm… Calamari…


2005
09.28

Now THAT is an appetizer. A 26 foot appetizer…


Courtesy of National Geographic:

Like something straight out of a Jules Verne novel, an enormous tentacled creature looms out of the inky blackness of the deep Pacific waters.

But this isn’t science fiction. A set of extraordinary images captured by Japanese scientists marks the first-ever record of a live giant squid (Architeuthis) in the wild.

The animal—which measures roughly 25 feet (8 meters) long—was photographed 2,950 feet (900 meters) beneath the North Pacific Ocean. Japanese scientists attracted the squid toward cameras attached to a baited fishing line.

The scientists say they snapped more than 500 images of the massive cephalopod before it broke free after snagging itself on a hook. They also recovered one of the giant squid’s two longest tentacles, which severed during its struggle.

The photo sequence, taken off Japan’s Ogasawara Islands in September 2004, shows the squid homing in on the baited line and enveloping it in “a ball of tentacles.”

Tsunemi Kubodera of the National Science Museum in Tokyo and Kyoichi Mori of the Ogasawara Whale Watching Association report their observations this week in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B.

“Architeuthis appears to be a much more active predator than previously suspected, using its elongated feeding tentacles to strike and tangle prey,” the researchers write.

They add that the squid was found feeding at depths where no light penetrates even during the day.

This one is about 1/3rd of the size of the one just sighted. Wow. From BBC News website

Giant squid are fascinating. However, it appears they are not very tasty. Darn!

At least the colossal squid isn’t likely to join toothfish on the seafood menu. Calamari as big as car tires might sound an appetizing idea, but jumbo-sized squid usually contain high levels of ammonia and their meat is said to taste like floor cleaner.

Of course, no one knows who decided to try to fry up some giant squid. Even more disturbing — these giant squid carcasses are just that.. carcasses. They aren’t usually seen alive, but wash up on a beach or float to the surface, dead as a doornail.

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Should I sell VW Jettas for a Living?


2005
09.27

Apparently, every woman I know secretly wants a Volkswagen Jetta. About two years ago, I helped my friend Karen while she was car shopping — and she picked up a cool blue Jetta. Now, I get an e-mail from my friend Laura, saying:

From: xxxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Should I amputate it or not?
Date: September 27, 2005 3:53:24 PM EDT
To: Flip Medley

hysterical :) lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a bad experience…will fill you in! Give me a
ring when you’re free. 301-XXX-XXXX
I’m off to buy a new car. Wanna see?????

Do I wanna be part of someone buying a new car? Duh! I’m a freak for the new car buying experience… or even the “I lusted for this car all my life, and it will finally be mine!”-used car buying experience.

So I called up Laura, said “I’m in!” and a plan was set in motion. Barry and I were planning to do dinner anyways, so we decided to turn it into a “new car and a dinner” evening. Beats a frickin’ “dinner and a movie” evening any day, but then again, those are a lot more frequent… so we wound up doing dinner with Laura and flogging her new Jetta. As you can tell, she’s really happy about her purchase:

You can’t see the source of her mind controlling powers in this photo.

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I’ve had Conversations With 8-Ball Like This…


2005
09.27

If you can guess which one is most like me, you win…

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This pretty much sums up the male pysche.


2005
09.27

Or at least the way my little twisted brain works…

The Finger


2005
09.26

The finger.

For the record — it may not have been a spider bite. Whatever it was — it was infected and the doc took a culture of it. Hopefully I wasn’t impregnated by aliens, although I am sure any number of people would gladly frag me if they thought I might turn evil…