A friend of mine posted this as her away message for AIM. It really cracked me up!
Greydrog: to bad im moving down to fredericksburg casue from ur profile u seem like ud really b alot of fun to hang with
[friend's AIM name here]: thanks, too bad you have problems spelling out full words, [...]
According to “The Onion“, federal officials are concerned about a veiled threats by a nefarious costumed group that demands “treats” from victims:
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announcing that trick-or-treaters will be subject to random bag searches this Halloween season. Note that Dracula is now considered a person of interest in the intelligence [...]
Yes, the Giants beat the Redskins 36-0. I would just like to point out that they have now used up their one “emotional victory” for this season. If Daniel Snyder died, I bet the outcome would have been *far* different!
Tags: Washington Redskins
From: xxxxxxxxx@comcast.net
Subject: FYI …
Date: October 29, 2005 2:57:38 PM EDT
To: xxxxxxx@umd.edu, xxxxx@cfar.umd.edu, xxxx@comcast.net, xxx@xxxxxxxxx.com, xxxx@neobeans.com
Just to let you guys know that I am engaged now….
…so this means that, more likely than not, 2006 will give me an opportunity to be a real-life “Wedding Crasher“, and I can have [...]
Tags: Ass Kissing · Movies
I hit the elliptical at the Greenbelt Aquatic and Fitness Center today (yes, on a Saturday), and crushed it!
Time
Strides
Pace
Calories
30:00
6088
202.93/minute
408.8
And I still weigh over 200 lbs., but I’m down to 205 from 209. Slow but steady, and no starving myself along the way!
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