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Best Rejection!


2005
10.31

Posted in Humor, Sex | 1 Comment »

A friend of mine posted this as her away message for AIM. It really cracked me up!

Greydrog: to bad im moving down to fredericksburg casue from ur profile u seem like ud really b alot of fun to hang with
[friend's AIM name here]: thanks, too bad you have problems spelling out full words, I bet you’re really not that unintelligent.

All I can say is… OUCH! Poor guy! But he did it to himself…

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Updated Terrorist Watchlist for 10/31/2005…


2005
10.31

Posted in Humor, Politics | Comments Off

According to “The Onion“, federal officials are concerned about a veiled threats by a nefarious costumed group that demands “treats” from victims:

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announcing that trick-or-treaters will be subject to random bag searches this Halloween season. Note that Dracula is now considered a person of interest in the intelligence community.

“Individuals concealing their identities through clever disguise, and under cover of night, may attempt to use the unspecified threat of ‘tricks’ to extort ‘treats’ from unsuspecting victims,” Chertoff said. “Such scare tactics may have been tolerated in the past, but they will not be allowed to continue this Halloween.”

While he would not elaborate on the specific threat, Chertoff said his office had “heard a couple spooky tales,” and indicated that there was good reason to believe that Americans face “a very ghoulish scenario” this October.

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This is for Reverend Mike.


2005
10.31

Posted in Washington Redskins | 2 Comments »

Yes, the Giants beat the Redskins 36-0. I would just like to point out that they have now used up their one “emotional victory” for this season. If Daniel Snyder died, I bet the outcome would have been *far* different!

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Congratulations Man Chun Lee!


2005
10.29

Posted in Ass Kissing, Movies | 3 Comments »

From: xxxxxxxxx@comcast.net
Subject: FYI …
Date: October 29, 2005 2:57:38 PM EDT
To: xxxxxxx@umd.edu, xxxxx@cfar.umd.edu, xxxx@comcast.net, xxx@xxxxxxxxx.com, xxxx@neobeans.com

Just to let you guys know that I am engaged now…. :-)

…so this means that, more likely than not, 2006 will give me an opportunity to be a real-life “Wedding Crasher“, and I can have moments like this one:

John Beckwith: [to a group of children at a wedding] Love doesn’t exist, that’s what I’m trying to tell you guys. And I’m not picking on love, ’cause I don’t think friendship exists either.

(Okay, so I really wouldn’t scare the children at a wedding… well, not on purpose anyways!)

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Boasting.


2005
10.29

Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

I hit the elliptical at the Greenbelt Aquatic and Fitness Center today (yes, on a Saturday), and crushed it!

Time Strides Pace Calories
30:00 6088 202.93/minute 408.8

And I still weigh over 200 lbs., but I’m down to 205 from 209. Slow but steady, and no starving myself along the way!

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