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A diferent kind of Hell… comes to Frogtown.

Want to punish yourself? Self-flagellation not an option? Self-immolation too painful?

Simple.

Watch the “Frogtown” trilogy.

There’s “Hell Comes To Frogtown“, starring Rowdy Roddy Piper. The plot? After a nuclear war, only one man in the USA is still virile enough to help repopulate the nation. With his gear now under lockdown by the United States Government, he is tasked with copulating with all the remaining fertile American women he can find. But wait! There’s a complication… these women are being held by giant, mutant frogs!.

Then there’s “Frogtown II“, which one IMDB user descibes as follows:

I was numb after watching this movie. I think the director and producer should be slapped for making something like this. This movie defines the term “cheesy”. I think the rocket ranger concept is the result of a weekend brainstorming session in which three men consumed about 400 bottles of Corona beer. I bought a copy of this movie because I think it will someday replace “Plan Nine from Outer Space” as the worse movie ever made. Maybe this was the true motive for making this film?

By the time “Toad Warrior: Frogtown III“, no one even went to see it. Oh, I bet cable networks probably used it as filler, when no paying infomercials wanted the banwidth, but… geez… wow… I think this must be an amazing suckfest of a movie.

Strangely (Sadly?)… this “trilogy” has a fourth installement, kind of like how the “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” trilogy really isn’t a trilogy…

In 2002, they made “Max Hell Comes To Frogtown“, which apparently no one saw. Or wants to admit they saw. It even stars a porn star, Jill Kelly. And still no one went to see it.

These movies suck spectacularly.

Which is why, of course, I have to see ‘em…