Archive for November, 2005

A humorous dose of perspective from an Anonymous Coward


2005
11.30

Periodically, watching people argue about technology on Slashdot elicits a healthy laugh… I’m highlighting the relevant bits in red so the less nerdy can “get to the point”. :-)

First, a fellow A/V connosieur gives his long-winded take on the Intel-Tivo partnership:

The future as I’d want it (early adopter) (Score:5, Interesting)
by dada21 (163177) * <adam .dada@gmail.com> on Wednesday November 30, @01:48PM (#14149215) (http://dadasays.blogspot.com/)

Tivo is in a world of hurt, from what I can tell. As one of the first Tivo users, my Tivo units just sit in the closet for the past few years.

Everything I see is pointing to the fact that people want on demand video more and more. The Pirate Bay’s top downloads are consistently TV shows! Maybe it is because these shows are not available in Europe? Either way, people want TV when they want it, and they’re willing to wait for a download of a show with no commercials and no price.

The profitability for a video provider is taking that 12-72 hour free download and turn it into a fast (real time?) download for the consumer when they want it. I’m not sure how we’ll see this happen in the far future, but in the near future, it could just be On Demand from Comcast (which is actually pretty amazing) or Microsoft IPTV style downloads.

Tivo is wise to try to connect with Intel on selling their name as the “Video as you want it when you want it” brand. As an early adopter in almost everything, I can tell you my biggest complaints about Tv shows and movies are the following:

1. If I download a show, it is always in a codec that I can’t view easily. AVC doesn’t run well on any of my platforms (I mostly have 1.8Ghz P4s). XViD seems better, but I get odd pixelization on occasion. Intel has the power to combine with Tivo and offer a codec that is specific to their hardware platform, whereas illegal torrents aren’t really targetted at anyone. I would gladly pay for that consistency. So would most adults.

2. I want it quick. Yesterday I had to redownload Quicktime and I was watching the download at aroun 850K/s. That’s damn fast (I’m testing a new broadband provider right now). My neighbor’s comcast cable was getting consistent 400K/s downloads. BitTorrent and other P2P systems halt at about 50K for me (with and without NAT). If I want to download a file, I want it near real time or faster.

3. I want to be able to pause, fast forward and rewind. I’m sick of getting movies that I have to re-encode beause someone screwed up and prevented me from skipping data.

4. I want it to look good at 720p and 1080i. There is nothing worse that trying to watch cable at 110″ and seeing crap. I can watch DVDs from 6 years ago upcoverted to 1080i and they look great. There is no reason for bad quality images, even at reduced resolutions.

5. I want to be able to store it for the future or be able to redownload it at a cheaper price.

6. Rather that reconverting my shows for various watching formats (PDA, SDTV, HDTV or whatever) I should just have the option of redownloading it. I am currently converting an AVC to WMV for my PDA and it seriously says it will take 90 hours. Ouch.

7. I should be able to select my price to pay versus what I am willing to give up. In some situations I wouldn’t mind paying less and be forced to watch ads. In other cases, I don’t mind reporting what I fast forwarded past and rewound to review. It depends on what it is. I’d love to be able to say “I’ll pay full price if I can keep it forever, never watch an ad, pause it as I’d like and rewind all I want” and also say “I’ll pay zero but I will accept not being able to skip ads.”

My fear is that Intel’s VIIV and Microsoft’s MCE are both looking to try to capitulate to a dying industry. I use Microsoft’s MCE and absolutely love it but I won’t upgrade to the latest patches that involve DRM. I am not against DRM, but I am against DRM that doesn’t offer something to the end user.

Once a consumer tastes the sweetness of a new feature (even if illegal), there is NO way to back out of it. Instead, the market has been permanently changed and the suppliers need to modify their product to offer what the consumer is looking for.

Gamers, come back to Action Quake 2 [aq2world.com]. You miss it.

Then came this rather insightful response…

Re:The future as I’d want it (early adopter) (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 30, @02:13PM (#14149468)

There is nothing worse [than] trying to watch cable at 110″ and seeing crap.

How about getting gang-raped in the ass?

Ouch. Damn. Puts the whole quest for the perfect home theater experience in perspective. I’ll try to maintain perspective next time I spot some dead pixels on an LCD TV… Wow!

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Yanism of the Day…


2005
11.30

While referring to this fine product:

Reese’s PEANUT Butter Cups

Yan said:

PENIS BUTTER

I’m still laughing hysterically.

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Best. Personal. Trainer. Ever.


2005
11.30

The pain in my (not ass) right knee and right ankle appears to be (drum roll, please): over pronation.

That’s not prostate, or probate, both words that play an important role in my life. But pronate.

Thank you, my 24-7, always-available personal trainer… Kym!

(It’s obvious we’re IM’ing each other tonight while I’m blogging, isn’t it?)

P.S., Kym is a National Academy Of Sports Medicine certified traininer. I really dig any organization whose President/CEO says things like this:

“If you want to look better and perform better, you had better train your Gluteus Maximus. Please review the article and power point on current concepts in Gluteal training.”
-Dr. Micheal Clark
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Real Poverty.


2005
11.30

An interesting dose of perspective from a “friend of a friend“.

Real poverty means not having access to the essentials vital for life. Real poverty means not having community control over the basics that provide livelihood. Real poverty means deprivation from your water, your soil, your seed, your land, your food, your shelter, your education, your healthcare and your environment….

Click the picture to go to Jonathan McIntosh’s site

Whether you agree or not, it’s healthy to keep a dose of perspective handy when you look a your own life in contrast to the situation facing others — whether it be in New Orleans, Iraq, or Indonesia.

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It’s about time!


2005
11.29

Okay.. some people have soap operas. Some people just have a lot of drama in their lives. Regardless, the most fascinating fictional plot I’ve been following has been Questionable Content. And it appears that Faye is gonna shoot Marten down! Ahhhh, been there, done that, and even received a similar speech!

You know, getting shot down is easy. Sometimes it’s actually more difficult to deal with an overly enthusiastic “Yes!” The best romances move at a mutually agreeable pace…