The Flip Medley

…but apparently, the Dodge Aries K-car is even more pimptastic!

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Took this photo using Photo Booth on my Mac Book Pro:

Yeah, wearing t-shirts like this one are not exactly the way to attract the ladies. That said, when you think you’re just going to be lounging around the house on a slow Saturday afternoon, a silly shirt can lead to hilarity — or really [...]

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And no, I’m not referring to abstaining from food. I’m referring to this:

Girl: “Honey, can we roll the window up a little bit?”Fast: “My Fast likes the windows DOWN.”Guy: “No…”

Officer: “Do we have a problem here?”Fast: “My Fast has a problem!”

Fast: “My Fast likes to keep things light.”Guy: “Pumpkin… I’d rather not carry [...]

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I bet you didn’t know that male platypus have venomous “spurs” in their hind legs that they can use to stab you and kill you.
(Seriously!)
From the Wikipedia entry:

The male platypus has venomous ankle spurs, used in vicious territorial battles and fights over mates. The poison is not normally lethal to humans but produces excruciating pain [...]

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Okay, I know everyone with a Mac who does J2EE wants to know… how long does it take to start up WebLogic Server 9.0 on a MacBook Pro (2.0Ghz, 120GB 5400RPM HD, 1GB of RAM).

The answer? About 13 seconds.

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