Archive for February, 2006

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And I thought the Dodge Viper was cool…


2006
02.27

…but apparently, the Dodge Aries K-car is even more pimptastic!



I Scare Myself!


2006
02.25

Took this photo using Photo Booth on my Mac Book Pro:

Yeah, wearing t-shirts like this one are not exactly the way to attract the ladies. That said, when you think you’re just going to be lounging around the house on a slow Saturday afternoon, a silly shirt can lead to hilarity — or really scary photos!

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I’ve got a Fast.


2006
02.25

And no, I’m not referring to abstaining from food. I’m referring to this:

Girl: “Honey, can we roll the window up a little bit?”
Fast: “My Fast likes the windows DOWN.”
Guy: “No…”

Officer: “Do we have a problem here?”
Fast: “My Fast has a problem!”

Fast: “My Fast likes to keep things light.”
Guy: “Pumpkin… I’d rather not carry the extra weight… just… keep things streamlined…”

The incredibly deadly platypus


2006
02.25

I bet you didn’t know that male platypus have venomous “spurs” in their hind legs that they can use to stab you and kill you.

(Seriously!)

From the Wikipedia entry:

The male platypus has venomous ankle spurs, used in vicious territorial battles and fights over mates. The poison is not normally lethal to humans but produces excruciating pain and swelling that lasts for several months. The pain is so excruciating that the victim is rendered almost helpless. The venom can be lethal to dingos, dogs and smaller domestic animals. Venom is produced in the crural glands of the male during the breeding season and is aggressively inflicted through a calcaneous spur on each hind limb. Females, like echidnas, have rudimentary spur buds which do not develop and do not have functional crural glands.

Because the venom appears to have a different function from venoms produced by non-mammalian species, it may contain peptides or molecules whose principal effects are non-life threatening but nevertheless may seriously impair the victim. That this could be the case is evident from the symptoms of platypus envenomation.

In humans the most remarkable symptom is immediate and excruciating pain. Edema rapidly develops around the wound and gradually spreads throughout the affected limb. Information obtained from case histories and anecdotal evidence indicates that the pain develops into a long-lasting hyperalgesia that persists for days or even months.

WebLogic 9.0 on Mac OS X for Intel


2006
02.24

Okay, I know everyone with a Mac who does J2EE wants to know… how long does it take to start up WebLogic Server 9.0 on a MacBook Pro (2.0Ghz, 120GB 5400RPM HD, 1GB of RAM).

The answer? About 13 seconds.