And no, I’m not referring to abstaining from food. I’m referring to this:
Girl: “Honey, can we roll the window up a little bit?”
Fast: “My Fast likes the windows DOWN.”
Guy: “No…”
Officer: “Do we have a problem here?”
Fast: “My Fast has a problem!”
Fast: “My Fast likes to keep things light.”
Guy: “Pumpkin… I’d rather not carry the extra weight… just… keep things streamlined…”