…scientologists (though the two are not exclusive). Nor are they sociopaths (again, not necessarily mututally exclusive, but… it’d be hard to be a good sociopath AND have a social consciousness). They are, at least in the case of my newfound friend Krissy, incredibly fun to be around! Plus, Krissy has special powers since, as she puts it, “I’m from the Midwest”, which include the power to spot four-leaf clovers while walking and talking.
No word yet on whether she can walk, talk, and chew bubblegum while finding the ever elusive symbols of good luck that seem to be inextricably linked to Irish…
Anyways Krissy, this blog entry is for you… and I really, truly appreciate your reaction to my Bill Clinton impersonations. You’re guaranteed to hear a lot more of those…