I logged into Friendster for the first time in a long time, and my attention was immediately captured by a cute girl whose blog entry was entitled:
“DAPH, I KISSED 2 GIRLS AND 4 GUYS, SLEPT WITH 3 OF THOSE GUYS ALL IN ONE NIGHT. AM I A SLUT?”
Of course, I had to read more… and it turned out to be hilarious. Check it out:
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“DAPH, I KISSED 2 GIRLS AND 4 GUYS, SLEPT WITH 3 OF THOSE GUYS ALL IN ONE NIGHT. AM I A SLUT?” hmm i must admit, i have extremely wild friends. ok. i so out of all the stories i heard, none was wilder this is where the dilemma begins. my friend’s week consisted of : 1. tongue kissing more than 5 ppl (2 of them being girls) 2. sleeping with 3 guys in the course of 6 hours or so 3. between guy 2 and guy 3, 4. 5, 6 or 7 mike’s hard lemonade and well … i won’t elaborate any further. so anyway, after telling me all the details, she springs this question up on me, “daph, do you think i’m a SLUT?” well, first i should define what i think a slut is. slut
WTF, YOU CRAZY BIATCH! YES, you have what i call SLUT POWERS! hahaha – geez! why do you even bother to ask me?! i mean, any woman who can take on 3 guys all daphne: so yeah, i still love you *bleep* even if you are a slut. ok. you’re my little slut. friend: but i’m not ur slut… u never want me daphne: well, i do have matthew you know. friend: come I HAVE ENCOUNTERED A SEXUAL MONSTER! aaaargh! LOL
so uhm…. DO YOU THINK MY FRIEND IS A SLUT? |
