Archive for June, 2006

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Earl’s got a GTO


2006
06.25

After helping my friend Karen coordinate the sale of her blue Jetta 1.8 T (zippy l’il thing), I got used to having a blue car around. It reminded me of my old Camaro, which inspired me to actually *like* the color blue.

Anyways, my overly-excited friend Earl dropped by with his new Pontiac GTO, which sports a 6.0L 400-horsepower engine. I may have to race with him to see what he’s got…


Earl and his daughter…

The GTO

An even cooler pic of the GTO

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Sociologists are not…


2006
06.25

scientologists (though the two are not exclusive). Nor are they sociopaths (again, not necessarily mututally exclusive, but… it’d be hard to be a good sociopath AND have a social consciousness). They are, at least in the case of my newfound friend Krissy, incredibly fun to be around! Plus, Krissy has special powers since, as she puts it, “I’m from the Midwest”, which include the power to spot four-leaf clovers while walking and talking.


No word yet on whether she can walk, talk, and chew bubblegum while finding the ever elusive symbols of good luck that seem to be inextricably linked to Irish…

Anyways Krissy, this blog entry is for you… and I really, truly appreciate your reaction to my Bill Clinton impersonations. You’re guaranteed to hear a lot more of those… :-)

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I’d eat it.


2006
06.23

Natalie Dee posted the funniest photo set I’ve seen in a while, where she documents trying to cook emu eggs.

Click the photo to view the ensuing hilarity…


Too funny. Waaaaaaay too funny. And yet, it makes me wonder about how Fred Flintstone used to eat those big ol’ pterodactyl eggs!

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Christian Justice?


2006
06.22


For some reason, this one cracked me up today… thanks for the giggles, “Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal“!

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Online Dating: /me sniffs your butt!


2006
06.09


I guess that’s one way to woo a bitch. :-)