Archive for July, 2006

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Truth in advertising…


2006
07.29

Lance Bass plays spin-the-bottle and lands on Justin Timberlake in this McDonald’s ad circa 2001. Very funny, given that Bass just admitted he’s gay, and the odds were 3:1 that he’d have to kiss another dude given that Britney was the only chick at the table. Honestly, with odds like that, no straight guy would play!

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“An Inconvenient Truth”


2006
07.29


Al Gore plays a street-wise pimp in a hybrid Pimpmobile!

A fascinating movie… there’s some obligatory Bush-bashing, and at moments, it does look like a paid advertisment for “Gore 2008” — but here’s the scoop: It’s probably the most convincing argument to care about the issue of global warming I’ve seen to date. If you can get past the politics and focus on determining whether you feel the science is authentic and convincing, I think at the very least it is a thought provoking film, and at best, it will be the first step towards raising America’s consciousness and goading us into action.

Of course, I realize some people won’t listen to Al Gore because, well, he’s not of their political persuasion.

That’s cool, because I realize that we’re rapidly becoming a nation of people who ignore messages because we don’t like the messenger.

So… submitted for your approval:



Sir Richard Attenborough on Global Warming. Now, how can you NOT trust him on this topic? He’s got an English accent!

If you’d like to learn more about the movie or the topic of global warming check out this site: climatecrisis.net.

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Interesting Quotes on War…


2006
07.27

I saw an interesting posting over at The Internet Movie Database in a discussion about “Wag The Dog“, which has these quotes which were made by Republicans in reference to Clinton’s involvement in Yugoslavia republics.

“You can support the troops but not the president.”
–Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)

“Well, I just think it’s a bad idea. What’s going to happen is they’re going to be over there for 10, 15, maybe 20 years.”
–Joe Scarborough (R-FL)

“Explain to the mothers and fathers of American servicemen that may come home in body bags why their son or daughter have to give up their life?”
–Sean Hannity, Fox News, 4/6/99

“[The] President . . . is once again releasing American military might on a foreign country with an ill-defined objective and no exit strategy. He has yet to tell the Congress how much this operation will cost. And he has not informed our nation’s armed forces about how long they will be away from home. These strikes do not make for a sound foreign policy.”
–Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA)

“American foreign policy is now one huge big mystery. Simply put, the administration is trying to lead the world with a feel-good foreign policy.”
–Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)

“If we are going to commit American troops, we must be certain they have a clear mission, an achievable goal and an exit strategy.”
–Karen Hughes, speaking on behalf of George W Bush

“I had doubts about the bombing campaign from the beginning . . I didn’t think we had done enough in the
diplomatic area.”
–Senator Trent Lott (R-MS)

“I cannot support a failed foreign policy. History teaches us that it is often easier to make war than peace. This administration is just learning that lesson right now. The President began this mission with very vague objectives and lots of unanswered questions. A month later, these questions are still unanswered. There are no clarified rules of engagement. There is no timetable. There is no legitimate definition of victory. There is no contingency plan for mission creep. There is no clear funding program. There is no agenda to bolster our over-extended military. There is no explanation defining what vital national interests are at stake. There was no strategic plan for war when the President started this thing, and there still is no plan today”
–Rep Tom Delay (R-TX)

“Victory means exit strategy, and it’s important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is.”
–Governor George W. Bush (R-TX)

Researching the veracity of these comments on Snopes.com didn’t yield any leads, but I did come across a very interesting posting by a conservative pundit, Phyllis Schafly, which I’m grabbing excerpts from just to show how prophetic and how, well… let’s just say, how things have changed…

Second, by putting U.S. troops in Kosovo, Clinton is provoking terrorist attacks by Islamic radicals connected to Saudi renegade Osama bin Laden, who has declared a worldwide war on Americans. Fanatics bent on jihad against the “Great Satan” United States could hardly ask for a more tempting target than Americans deployed close to terrorist bases in northern Albania.

Clinton predicted on January 22 that it is “highly likely” that a terrorist group will attack on American soil within the next few years. He is using this risk as the excuse to create a Domestic Terrorism Team headed by a military “commander in chief,” with a $2.8 billion budget. We should not underestimate the deceit and deviousness of Clinton’s plans to use aggressive presidential actions to wipe out public memory of his impeachment trial.

Clinton has already issued a Presidential Decision Directive to authorize military intervention against terrorism on our own soil. Secretary of Defense William Cohen said in an Army Times interview that “Terrorism is escalating to the point that Americans soon may have to choose between civil liberties and more intrusive means of protection.”

Deputy Secretary of Defense John Hamre has been floating the idea of designating a unit of U.S. troops as a Homelands Defense Command to take charge in case of a terrorist attack on U.S. soil. Hamre argues that the military’s role should be formalized under a four-star general, and he has even speculated about creating a bi-national command with Canada called the “Atlantic Command.”

The far-reaching nature of the plans being discussed within the Clinton Administration is indicated in the Autumn 1997 Parameters, the scholarly publication of the Army War College. The article predicts that “the growing prospect of terrorism in our own country . . . will almost inevitably trigger an intervention by the military.” The article casually adds, “legal niceties or strict construction of prohibited conduct will be a minor concern.”

The Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 is supposed to protect us against a President using the Army to enforce the law against civilians. The spectacle of the military patrolling the streets of U.S. cities is something that should happen only in totalitarian countries and in movies like The Siege.

Third, Kosovo provides a wonderful excuse to demand more spending for the military and to con the Republican Congress into approving billions of new tax dollars for what is called “defense” spending but, under Clinton, is really war spending. The Kosovo expedition will be expensive like Bosnia, which has already cost the United States $8 billion, and current costs are running at another $2 billion a year.

Instead of giving the American people the tax cuts we deserve, Congress will piously claim they are increasing “defense” spending — but the money won’t go for defense or for the anti-missile system we need to protect our people against the 13 Communist Chinese intercontinental ballistic missiles whose accuracy was enhanced by Clinton’s treacherous China policy. The “defense” spending will go for wars in Kosovo and Bosnia and any place else Clinton sends U.S. troops.

Fifth, the Kosovo escapade is another Clinton test of Congress and the American people to see if they will let him get by with such a patently dictatorial, unconstitutional action. Events in Kosovo are absolutely no threat to U.S. national security. The Clinton Administration pretends to fear that the Kosovo conflict could spread if we don’t intervene. When asked on the Lehrer NewsHour on February 23 where he was afraid it would spread to, Clinton’s National Security Adviser Sandy Berger said Albania and Bosnia — which, of course, are just as remote as Kosovo. It is far more likely that U.S. intervention will cause any spread in the conflict, not prevent it.

Not only is there nothing in the U.S. Constitution to justify U.S. intervention in Kosovo, there is also nothing in the NATO Charter to justify it. NATO action in Kosovo is a radical departure from anything NATO has done in the past or has ever been authorized to do. Kosovo is outside of NATO’s own territorial domain, and by its threats of air strikes and ground troops, NATO is breaching the territory of a sovereign nation.

Clinton’s intervention in Kosovo validates the position of Senator John Ashcroft (R-MO) and others who opposed the ratification of the NATO Expansion Treaty last year. That treaty purported to be merely a promise to go to war to defend the borders of Poland, Hungary and the Czech Republic, but it was actually a mechanism to entrap the United States into sending our service personnel, under foreign commanders, to answer 911 calls to break up domestic brawls in any foreign country. Clinton is threatening to bomb the Serbs, not because they have invaded another country, but because they refuse to accept a U.S.-crafted agreement enforced by NATO troops.

Every now and then, some Americans voice the hope that, if these conflicts are a bother to Europe, European countries should take over the task of dealing with them. But Europeans, who are busy trying to make the euro replace the dollar as the world’s premier currency, continue to expect American mercenaries to do our duty as their policemen.

Clinton’s intervention in Kosovo cannot possibly solve the problem there any more than our years in Bosnia have solved that problem. Americans simply are not capable of erasing ethnic enmities that have festered for centuries. The Serbs consider Kosovo part of their country because it is the cradle of their culture and Orthodox Christian religion. The ethnic Albanians, who are mostly Muslims, want independence from Serb control, institutions and language.

If Republicans allow Clinton to go ahead with his unconstitutional, costly, foolish and dangerous expedition to Kosovo, where we have no national security interest, they are forfeiting any claim to lead America. This issue should be a litmus test for all candidates for President. The big issue that will divide them is, Do they stand for American national security interests, or do they stand with Clinton in his foolish interventionist policies?

Wow. I swear, if you change the “Republican” to “Democrat”, change “Bosnia” and “Kosovo” to “Iraq”, and the name “Clinton” to “Bush”, well… geez, no wonder we all have this strange sense of déja vu when we watch CNN…

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I am completely in favor of this form of political dissent


2006
07.27

From The Canadian Post:

Bay Street kiss-off turns heads
Zosia Bielski, National Post
Published: Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Student Nicole Dawson, 22, made out with girlfriend Tau, 27, at the southeast corner of King and Bay yesterday to protest alleged corruption in the investment industry. Here’s how it went:
11:58 a.m.: Ms. Dawson slips Tau the tongue, two minutes ahead of schedule.
12 p.m.: The protest gets under way proper. Six protesters hold up signs targeting the Ontario Securities Commission and its chairman: “Liberal OSC a Sham,” “David Wilson Must Go,” and “Stock Market Rotten.”
12:02 p.m.: Two young men pace around the protest, wearing the stunned, elated look that men wear when they stumble on something like this.
12:08 p.m.: The women get to second base, caressing each other’s rears and nuzzling each other’s breasts with impressive focus.
12:10 p.m.: Organizer Steven Handler speaks: “This is about small retail investors being taken advantage of.” He found Ms. Dawson by calling for volunteers on Craigslist. Neither Ms. Dawson, a philosophy student at Brock, nor Tau, a student at teacher’s college at Western, has invested.
12:12 p.m.: “Get a room somewhere!” cries a silver-haired man from inside an SUV.
12:13 p.m.: A Ryder truck follows: the two men inside film the spectacle with camera phones.
12:15 p.m.: “Desperate times call for desperate measures,” offers investment advocate John DeGoey.
12:16 p.m.: The nearby hot dog ladies are not feeling it. “It’s disgusting,” says one.
12:17 p.m.: A man in camo pants films the scene with his camera phone for his “anti-establishment” Web site.
12:21 p.m.: Employees of Office Movers film the scene with their camera phones. Asked if it gets them thinking about small investors, one answers “No” and laughs a long time.
12:23 p.m.: Mr. Handler marvels at the women’s stamina. “I’m not an expert, but it’s not easy.” He remembers the last stunt, which saw Ms. Dawson work the same corner in a bikini for 45 minutes last month.
12:28 p.m.: The CIBC guys show up. “I like the way they protest,” Munnan Shah says.
12:35 p.m.: The women pack it up. Ms. Dawson applies lip gloss before giving interviews. “This is not a one-time gig,” she said, adding, “it’s culturally fashionable for very young, very attractive lesbians to express their sexuality.”



Customer Service


2006
07.27

I’m not going to reproduce the entire thing here, but I got a kick over an e-mail going around showing how one J2EE vendor deals with customers.

I’d be looking for a job if I treated my customers like that. Wow.