Archive for July, 2006

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The Ancient Art of Love


2006
07.25

I was chatting with a friend of mine, and we started mashing up silly quotes about relationships as if they were from Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War”, and I decided — spontaneously — to create a new website called:

The Ancient Art of Love

…with the express purpose of being a repository for ongoing silliness with the odd bit of serious relationship knowledge repackaged as “ancient Chinese secrets**”.

** You know, like the old Calgon commercial.

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Irish Evil


2006
07.25



It’s all fun and games until someone creates an actual Wikipedia article on “Irish Evil”.

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I, Dance Robot


2006
07.22


Quite possibly the logical extension of my interest in salsa and merengue and computers…. Dancing robots!

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3 Strikes 3,000…


2006
07.20

Periodically, I see something in nature that reminds me that there is something that transcends my own assumptions and understanding. Case in point: as an adult, I don’t spend nearly as much time as I did when I was a child ruminating on the behaviors of spiders, pillbugs, ants, bees, and… hornets.

In any event, I saw this article on National Geographic’s website which describes the aggressive nature of Japanese hornets:

“Hornets From Hell” Offer Real-Life Fright
Brian Handwerk
for National Geographic News
October 25, 2002

A small but highly efficient killing machine—a hornet two inches long and with a wingspan up to three inches—lurks in the mountains of Japan. The voracious predator has a quarter-inch stinger that pumps out a dose of venom with an enzyme so strong it can dissolve human tissue.

Bees, other hornet species, and larger insects such as praying mantises are no match for the giant hornets, which often stalk their prey in relentless armies. Just one of these hornets can kill 40 European honeybees a minute; a handful of the creatures can slaughter 30,000 European honeybees within hours, leaving a trail of severed insect heads and limbs.

People are not the Japanese giant hornet’s usual prey, but those who have felt its sting describe the pain as excruciating. Masato Ono, an entomologist at Tamagawa University, near Tokyo, said it’s “like a hot nail through my leg.”

Someone who is stung by the hornet and doesn’t receive proper treatment soon thereafter can die from the venom, which is powerful enough to disintegrate human flesh. About 40 people die each year after being stung by giant hornets, mainly as a result of an allergic reaction to the venom.



What really struck me while watching the video were two things: the sheer brutality of the hornets’ attack on the European honeybees’ hive and the fascinating “defense mechanism” that Japanese honeybees have developed to counter the hornets attacks. It’s interesting to consider how the Japanese honeybees “know” how to defend themselves against an armored attacker who is impervious to their stings & bites using, well… just click the image to watch the video over at National Geographic :-)

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Capturing the essence of me at my best…


2006
07.20


When I’m all amped up mentally and I’m on a roll, I really do get like Tim from Hate Song: though the object of my desire is not a white tiger. :-)