Does this make my ass look big?

2006
09.15

Probably not, as black is a slimming color. I’ll explain what I mean…

I am about to customize my car with some basic exterior modifications — a Caravaggio hardtop (pricey and imported from Canada), and a “Tigershark” rear fascia.I was unhappy with the fact that the rear of my car attracts aggressive parkers, so I decided to solve my spiderweb/cracking problem by going with an aftermarket piece of spruce things up. So… submitted for your approval is a picture of the Tigershark rear:


Tigershark Rear

I feel that ass looks a little “plain” next to to the Tigershark “”concept” car. Case in point, check out these pictures:


Tigershark Concept Rear View

Tigershark Concept Rear

So when I took the parts to Mike’s Auto Body in Thurmont, MD earlier today, I asked him to paint the area surrounding the taillights black, like they are on the concept. I also asked him to paint the area around the exhaust the same color, as you can see in this car which I think is a great example of how nice this derriere can look on a (white) Corvette:


White Tigershark Rear

3 Responses to “Does this make my ass look big?”

  1. Tim says:

    That’s fugly.

  2. flip says:

    It’s hotter than my double-Eva fantasty: Eva Longoria and Eva Mendez! Yeah, baby!!!

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