Would you wear a NASA-engineered diaper for love?

In space, no one can hear you pee…
While most people who read this article on CNN.com were likely fascinated by the fact that an astronaut was involved, I was much more interested by the fact that Capt. Nowak used a NASA engineered diaper to allow her to make a fourteen hour drive to confront another woman who was allegedly involved with the object of her affections.
POSTED: 11:19 a.m. EST, February 6, 2007
ORLANDO, Florida (CNN) — A judge granted bail Tuesday to a NASA astronaut charged with pepper-spraying a romantic rival before attempting to kidnap her from a parking lot at the Orlando airport.
But the judge warned that Navy Capt. Lisa Marie Nowak is to have no contact with NASA engineer Colleen Shipman and must wear a GPS, or global positioning satellite device, to ensure she does not travel east of Orange County, where Shipman lives.
The charges against Nowak stem from an alleged love triangle in which Nowak and Shipman were competing for the affections of astronaut Bill Oefelein, police said.
The judge emphasized to Nowak that she could not have any contact with Shipman, good or bad. The judge told her she couldn’t even send flowers to apologize.
Col. Steve Lindsey, Nowak’s superior and commander of her space shuttle mission last July, testified Nowak had no reason to have any contact with Shipman and said the GPS device would not hamper Nowak’s work.
Nowak’s attorney, Donald Lykkebak, told the judge that his client has an “exemplary record of commitment” and should be released without bond.
“At times like this, judge, one’s good works must count for something,” Lykkebak said.
The judge ordered bail set at $15,500 on three counts. A future court date was not set.
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Nowak, 43, a married mother of three, is charged with battery, attempted kidnapping and attempted vehicle burglary with battery. She also was initially charged with destruction of evidence, but the judge said he found no probable cause for that charge.
Nowak’s cuffed hands were shackled to her waist as she stood before the judge. She looked down and remained still during most of the hearing but shook her head when prosecutors said she planned to kidnap and harm Shipman.
Nowak, who flew her first shuttle mission as a mission specialist aboard Discovery in July, and Shipman were both reported to be “in a relationship” with Oefelein, a Navy commander, according to a police report of the incident.
Nowak drove almost 1,000 miles from Houston, Texas, to Orlando on Monday to confront Shipman about her alleged relationship with Oefelein, according to a police report.
Shipman, an Air Force captain and engineer assigned to the 45th Launch Support Squadron at Patrick Air Force Base, was flying the same route, the report said.
Nowak wore a diaper during the 14-hour drive so that she wouldn’t have to stop for bathroom breaks, the report said. Astronauts wear what NASA calls maximum-absorbency garments to collect their waste during space travel.
Shipman told police she arrived at the Orlando International Airport about 1 a.m. and had to wait two hours for her luggage.
As Shipman walked to her car she noticed a woman in a trench coat who appeared to be following her, the police report said. She quickly jumped into her car and heard “running footsteps” behind her, Shipman told police.
Nowak slapped the window of the car as Shipman locked it, the report said. Nowak then tried to open the car door, saying that her ride had not arrived.
Shipman told Nowak she would send for help, but when Nowak said she couldn’t hear her and started to cry, Shipman cracked her window, the report said. The 2-inch space in the window was all Nowak needed to send pepper spray into the car, police said.
Her eyes burning, Shipman drove to a tollbooth and reported the incident.
When an officer found Nowak at a bus stop, she was wearing a different coat, and the officer observed her putting items in a trash can, the police report said. The officer retrieved a wig and a BB gun from the trash can, the report said.
Police found in Nowak’s bag a tan trench coat, a new steel mallet, a folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 3 to 4 feet of rubber tubing, large plastic garbage bags and about $600 in cash, the report said.
Nowak acknowledged details of Shipman’s allegations, according to police, and allowed officers to search her car. There, police found diapers, six latex gloves, directions from Houston to Orlando International Airport, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, a letter indicating how much she loved Oefelein and directions to Shipman’s home address in Florida, the report said.
Nowak told police she didn’t intend to harm Shipman and “that she only wanted to scare Ms. Shipman into talking with her,” a police report said. Asked about the BB gun, Nowak told police it “was going to be used to entice Ms. Shipman to talk with her,” the report said.
According to the report, she told police that her relationship with Oefelein was “more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship.”
Nowak has been an astronaut since 1996. Oefelein, 41, was the pilot of the last shuttle mission, also aboard Discovery, which flew in December.
Oefelein would not make any comments through NASA at this time, Johnson Space Center spokeswoman Eileen Hawley said.
Lindsey and Navy Capt. Chris Ferguson went to Florida to establish contact with Nowak, Hawley said, adding that her status as an active-duty astronaut remains unchanged.
Lindsey said he came to support Nowak “like we would any employee at NASA if they were to get into this situation.”
“We’re a close family, and we try to take care of our own,” he added.
Lindsey would not comment on whether NASA will take any disciplinary actions against Nowak, saying, “Those are ongoing things, and we’ll let the process work in those areas.”



















5 Responses to “Would you wear a NASA-engineered diaper for love?”
1 MtnDew 6 February 2007 @ 4:57 pm
You’ll be happy to know that diapers for little tikes are not all the same. For instance, there’s a night time diaper made by Pampers (in purple packaging) that could hold a dam break if necessary. I wonder if NASA technology is used in making that diaper. It’s an expensive diaper, but man, it was worth it’s weight in gold to keep little ones asleep and their bedding dry. Made me happy too — I was able to sleep the entire night through since I was not awakened to tend to a leaky diaper. See? Your facination with diapers is not lost. I’m sure some geriatric patients would love to know what NASA uses.
2 flip 7 February 2007 @ 8:25 am
MtnDew, based on your earlier comments, you must be a Mom.. and not a Nigerian 419 scammer as I previously thought. Whew!
3 MtnDew 7 February 2007 @ 12:53 pm
No idea what a Nigerian 419 scammer is.
And yes, I’m a mom and changed a fair load of diapers in my lifetime. Had a great arrangement with my husband — I didn’t change diapers when he was around. We measured diaper severity by the number of wipes. Figured you would be amused by the potty humor — I’m sure that astronaut had a 5 wiper.
4 flip 7 February 2007 @ 3:22 pm
MtnDew, if you wanna know what a Nigerian 419 scammer is, check this:
419 Eater
As for potty humor, I have my days where it cracks me up. I know a guy named Wally who is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more in to poop.
5 MtnDew 12 February 2007 @ 5:43 pm
Wally’s into more things than you…. I knew him when he used to throw things off his balcony before he married Meg.
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