Ingredients:
1 package of Purdue Chicken Nuggets
Some store-bought Amish Potato Salad
Some store-bought dinner rolls
A Diet Coke (with Lime, for added zest)
Tabasco sauce
Slap Ya Mama seasoning
Step 1:
Microwave 7-10 nuggets on a plate.
Step 2:
Splash Tabasco sauce on the chicken nuggets. I like my food the way I like my women, so the hot sauce is just a start…
Step 3:
…because you need to apply a health dose of Slap Ya Mama seasoning.
Step 4:
Scoop out some potato salad on to the plate.
Step 5:
And drop two rolls on the plate to make sure we’re getting as many carbs as possible crammed into this one meal.
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