I just want to publicly confess that I am a horrible spotter at the gym.
When Barry feels particularly locquacious in the middle of doing something that requires spotting (like bench press), and I think he’s stalling, I will channel Kahn from “King of the Hill“, and yell at him:
Why you talking! Stop being lazy and lift the weights! You waste so much time that now I am getting hungry thinking about my dinner!

I would create a “Kahn for President” website, but it appears other people are already building sites devoted to him…