Costume: Captain Kirk and an alien hottie from Episode #46: The Gamesters of Triskelion
Rejected: Multiple reasons — the main one being that I can’t find a (local) hottie who can pull off green hair and a bikini to pose alongside me. Plus, I’m not a Trekkie so this would be bad because: a) Trekkies are often ridiculed and b) Real Trekkies would know I’m a poser because I don’t remember every plot detail about the episode with the giant floating log that was supposed to be some sort of doomsday device. That said, I’d be willing to throw on a Shatner toupee to keep my end of the bargain!