Archive for October 29th, 2007

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Exactly.


2007
10.29

Sure, he’s got a $65 million contract and is an All-Star point guard for the Washington Wizards, but strangely enough… I feel like I can relate to Gilbert Arenas.


Gilbert Arenas

From the recent story in The Washington Post

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I ask Gilbert how it is that the public extrovert — the same guy who rips his jersey from his torso after each game and tosses it into the stands — can be such a private introvert. He says that he likes giving of himself to people. “I want that love” they give back, he says.

When I asked if he retreats when people get too close, he says, biting his lip — in a way that a young boy who is afraid to admit he likes a girl might — “Um, yes.”

That’s why I link to his NBA blog from my blog.

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The Curse Of Being Pretty


2007
10.29



My Name Is Earl - Frank's Girl - The Curse of Being Pretty.mov

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The importance of listening to a woman…


2007
10.29




If Rick Sanchez had really been listening to her responses, he would not have missed Charlize Theron asking him if he wanted to make out. Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! This is why it is important to listen and not just blab away all the time! Geez!

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Paper or Plastic?


2007
10.29



Simulated Comic Product 2006-04-14

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Preempted


2007
10.29

I really got a good laugh over Bernie’s posting at Alien Loves Predator:

Thursday, October 4, 2007, 11:27pm ET
So here I am watching the Yankees desperately trying to keep this game against the Indians from getting out of hand in Game 1 of the A.L. Division Series. Cleveland’s batting in the 5th, with a 7-3 lead thanks to 3 runs already in the inning, Lofton’s on 2nd and Gutierrez’s on 1st. This is what literally happens:

“There’s a drive by Blake into the rightfield corner! LOFTON SCORES!! GUTIERRpreviously, on Grey’s Anatomy…”

I guess my Tivo knows the game’s over already. It’s time to find out if George will reciprocate Izzie’s affections. Hey! Guess what? He does. THEY ALWAYS DO. EACH DOCTOR SLEEPS WITH EVERY OTHER DOCTOR, THEY GOSSIP ABOUT IT IN THE ELEVATOR, AND THEN SOME CHICK BROODS ABOUT EVERYTHING IN A VOICEOVER AT THE END. SOMEONE TELL MY WIFE THAT WE HAVE TWO TUNERS SO SHE CAN RECORD ONE SHOW AT A TIME, AND I CAN WATCH MY BASEBALL.

This is precisely why couples need two tuner TiVos. Try ‘n say that five times real fast. :-) It also summarizes why I don’t watch “Grey’s Anatomy” — It’s McBoring.