I have customers in the Boston area who are Patriots fans, and I felt it was necessary — in light of their 52-7 dismantling of my beloved Redskins — to point out that the Patriots are actually evil.
This doesn’t mean they aren’t my “#2″ team. I’ve got a few teams I root for when they aren’t playing the ‘Skins, and the Patriots get the nod because they are pure evil.
As proof of the evil that is powering the Patriots to an undefeated start, I give you this photographic evidence:
Both organizations are led by mysterious, hooded figures with a penchant for evil…
…and “nice guys” who ultimately turn evil and start wearing helmets. And if you want to go a bit farther — both were dating über hotties but failed to stick around ’til the babies were born.
I also have a theory that Randy Moss and Darth Maul have a lot in common…