Oh shit.
One of my friends is a teacher, and she allowed her students to write a paper about the human body. Of course, giving kids an open-ended topic regarding their anatomy is a recipe for hilarity.
And thanks to the Internet and the wealth of information kids can find out there, one hilarious paper turned in to her for grading referenced this fine document (The Bristol Stool Scale) which helps you categorize your scheisse.
And yes, that almost rhymes. Disturbing.
Which poop is yours?
Of course, poop is funny for a variety of reasons. First of all, there’s always stories, like the one about my friend Wally who dropped a turd that was shaped like a pretzel.
Complete with holes in it.
And believe it or not, somewhere out there, one of his college roommates have a photo of that epic moment.
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