Hmmm, given a choice between staying in American and scoring some teacher booty, a 13 year-old illegal immigrant couldn’t resist the siren call and may now be stuck in Mexico.
Even if she looked like Angelina Jolie, it wouldn’t be worth it… and she’s definitely giving up a few points on the 1 to 10 scale to A-Jo.
Who needs the Minutemen when we have horny teachers?