Archive for December 2nd, 2007

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Jumbo Thighs


2007
12.02

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Betsy, who is better known in my circle of friends as the cool chick who sometimes preaches at my church, posted a hilarious blog entry which I’ll cut ‘n paste because so many people seem to be afraid to click any link that may take them near the word church.

From her funkyfatgirl.blogspot.com posting:


what on earth would possess you to attach this sticker to a food product? Honestly.
They were good, though.

For some reason, that posting just cracks me up. :-)

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Physicists Do It…


2007
12.02

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SMBC 2007-12-01

Sadly, there don’t seem to be any good “Physicists do it…” jokes. Case in point, check these from workjoke.com:

Physicists do it a quantum at a time.
Physicists do it at the speed of light.
Cosmologists do it in the first three minutes.
Mathematical physicists understand the theory of how to do it, but have difficulty obtaining practical results.
Quantum physicists can either know how fast they do it, or where they do it, but not both.
Particle physicists do it energetically.
Particle physicists to it with charm.
Aerodynamicists do it in drag.
Astrophysicists do it with a Big Bang.
Astronomers do it all night.
Astronomers do it in clusters.
Astronomers do it on mountain tops.
Astronomers do it with white dwarfs and red giants.