In the next installment of “Questionable Content“, Dora will ask Martin “Do these pants make my butt look big?” and he’ll know to keep his damn mouth shut!
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Shut your damn mouth!
2008
01.29
01.29
In the next installment of “Questionable Content“, Dora will ask Martin “Do these pants make my butt look big?” and he’ll know to keep his damn mouth shut!
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Good thing I’m not married…
2008
01.28
01.28
…since this would make me feel even more miserable than being sick sans cold medicine!
Being sick sucks the big one.
2008
01.28
01.28
After working with a co-worker who was about as infectious as an Ebola monkey in a confined environment with poor air circulation for two weeks, I find myself battling the same symptoms that plagued him.
(Damn you, Linus!)
Being a bachelor who lives by himself, this means that I’m going to be self-medicating.
That is, if I had some medicine.
The problem with not getting sick on a regular (annual?) basis is that I never have a stockpile of drugs that have not expired.
Sore throat? Whoops, the Chloraseptic went south sometime in 10/2006.
Theraflu? Well, this feels like a cold, but if it had been the flu, too bad… That expired 8/2005.
Sudafed? Expired 7/2006.
All I’ve got is a tube of Airborne and some Emergen-C my friend Sarah dropped off. She’s like Mother Teresa, but hotter.
(She also watched an episode of “Arrested Development” I DVR’d — the one where Justine Bateman plays a hooker. That’s one of my favorites. Almost as good as the episodes with Charlize Theron as the retarded Brit. Priceless.)
So… in the spirit of trying to keep a stiff upper lip and fighting off the plague by eating and resting, I’m curious:
What could suck more than having a house full of expired meds? I’m sure creative minds can dream up torments worse than this…