Archive for January, 2008

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Shut your damn mouth!


2008
01.29


Questionable Content #1066

In the next installment of “Questionable Content“, Dora will ask Martin “Do these pants make my butt look big?” and he’ll know to keep his damn mouth shut! :-)

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They probably think they are nice guys…


2008
01.29


SMBC #1067


…who just can’t get a date. :-)

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Good thing I’m not married…


2008
01.28


Buttersafe:  Sick and Dying

…since this would make me feel even more miserable than being sick sans cold medicine!

Being sick sucks the big one.


2008
01.28

After working with a co-worker who was about as infectious as an Ebola monkey in a confined environment with poor air circulation for two weeks, I find myself battling the same symptoms that plagued him.

(Damn you, Linus!)

Being a bachelor who lives by himself, this means that I’m going to be self-medicating.

That is, if I had some medicine.

The problem with not getting sick on a regular (annual?) basis is that I never have a stockpile of drugs that have not expired.

Sore throat? Whoops, the Chloraseptic went south sometime in 10/2006.

Theraflu? Well, this feels like a cold, but if it had been the flu, too bad… That expired 8/2005.

Sudafed? Expired 7/2006.

All I’ve got is a tube of Airborne and some Emergen-C my friend Sarah dropped off. She’s like Mother Teresa, but hotter.

(She also watched an episode of “Arrested Development” I DVR’d — the one where Justine Bateman plays a hooker. That’s one of my favorites. Almost as good as the episodes with Charlize Theron as the retarded Brit. Priceless.)

So… in the spirit of trying to keep a stiff upper lip and fighting off the plague by eating and resting, I’m curious:

What could suck more than having a house full of expired meds? I’m sure creative minds can dream up torments worse than this…

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Krush Groove


2008
01.26




I really envy my best friend.