Archive for February, 2008

Personally, I’d call a lawyer.

Friday, February 29th, 2008


Massages are rarely a good thing at work…

My friends have the best “Away” messages.

Better than Reality TV

Friday, February 29th, 2008


Running A Red:  From Common Ties

Pubic Spider:  From Post Secret

Congratulations:  From Post Secret

Common Ties and Post Secret are better than reality TV.

Failed Children’s Books

Friday, February 29th, 2008


SMBC 2008-02-29

While I did grow up enjoying “The Dukes Of Hazzard” (and wanting to drive the General Lee), I do think it’s important to remind some folks that the war is over and that the Confederacy lost the war.

Think small.

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008


Perry Bible Fellowship #243:  The Shrink Ray

The real question is… What kind of boss forces his underlings to ask permission to use the rest room? Obviously, the simple answer is that it’s the kind of boss you’d feed to a beetle if given the chance!

Pink Unicrons

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008


Pink Unicron

My favorite typo (of late) is pink unicron. It makes me laugh because I imagine a gigantic, pink, planet-sized Transformer with Orson Welles‘ voice. And for the record, I don’t believe in pink Unicrons.