The Flip Medley

Thanks to delaying tactics — such as showing Barry a bunch of Dane Cook videos, including this one on how women win arguments, and this one on “crying” until a friend of mine began bragging about her sexual conquest(s) in an A/V chat, the foot-long sandwich got a chance to work its way far enough [...]

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Eating a foot-long tuna sub sandwich with chips and a medium drink right before going to the gym will result in me feeling sick and nauseous, and possibly puking my guts out.

This may also serve to explain how Jared lost so much weight — he was an exercise-obsessed bulimic.

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Suddenly, every girl I’ve ever met named “Tia” seems a lot scarier.

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