Archive for May, 2008

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Ding-Dong


2008
05.30

From cnet.com:


Comcast Hijacking

Three things from this article that are intriguing, beyond the hilarious quote about being raided by the police with his “dong” hanging out….

1) The teenage hackers were able to take over Comcast’s domain name without a whole lot of effort. That does not inspire trust in one of the nation’s largest ISPs.

2) They could have done a lot worse — stealing customer data would have been cake for them. Had this been an organized effort by some hackers who work for organized crime, this could have turned in to a blackmail scenario.

3) The domain hijacking was the result of one of the hackers being “tired of their [Comcast] shitty service.”

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Wait… I actually enjoyed all six seasons!


2008
05.30

For the record, I even grok why Aidan wasn’t as good of a match for Carrie as Mr. Big, despite being a better human being and a better basketball player.

Surely, you remember the episode where the two of them mix it up while playing basketball and wind up becoming buddies? Is it every woman’s nightmare to have her current boyfriend become buddy-buddy with her ex-boyfriend?


Geek Squad + Sex and the City Movie = Stupid Marketing

So I think I don’t fit the Best Buy demographic for this promotion, despite being a typical gadget freak who does a cost/benefit analysis of 10,000rpm SATA drives versus 7,200rpm drives on a near-daily basis for his home rig.

Best Buy’s Geek Squad jumps on ‘Sex’ fever

Posted by Caroline McCarthy

The movie spinoff of Sex and the City hits theaters Friday, and if the estrogen-fueled near-rioting at its New York premiere is any indicator, it’ll be a cinematic event of such shriekingly girly proportions that the average straight man is bound to run and hide.

But Geek Squad, the electronics help service owned by Best Buy, saw it as a potential marketing opportunity. I got an e-mail pitch in my inbox on Thursday explaining a gimmick that the company’s pulling in a few cities geared toward men who have been dragged to the theaters for Sex and the City by wives, girlfriends, moms, co-workers, and other female tormenters.

“Not even the Geneva Convention can save us from the torture about to hit screens tomorrow,” the release read. “Sure, Sex and the City will be adored by fanatic females that sip cosmos, adorn Manolos and look for their Mr. Big to get them out of credit card debt, but what about the unfortunate men that get dragged to this film?”

Consequently, Geek Squad “agents” will be stationed at select megaplexes in New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles to hand out promotional packets containing excuses for maneuvering one’s way out of the movie at the last minute, along with quarters for use at the nearest video game arcade. The message: Look, Geek Squad won’t just fix your computer, it’ll fix your sense of masculinity!

Cute. But here’s my advice to the men of the world: If your significant other is making you go see this pink-and-fluffy pastiche, grow a backbone and say no. Unless you forced her to go see 300 with you. Then you’re obliged.


And for the record, “300” rocks, especially in HD. In fact, I’m going to add “Must be able to enjoy the movie ‘300‘” to my laundry list for prospective dates!” since I’m already a fan of “Sex and the City.” :-)

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Farewell


2008
05.30


Harvey Korman

R.I.P. Harvey Korman. You made me laugh a lot, and that counts for something in this world.

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The Fun Tax


2008
05.28


The Fun Tax:  $64.42

When I bought my car, folks kept asking me if the price of gas somehow diluted the fun of owning it. What many of them didn’t realize is that when I did my budget for it back in 2001, I realized that unless gas hit $8/gallon, I’d be able to happily flog the crap out of my car. 110,000 miles later, I’ve probably burnt through about 5,700 gallons of gas (assuming I’m getting 19 mpg — though I find I vary from 16 mpg to 22 mpg when commuting) over the past six (almost seven!) years I’ve owned my favorite toy. :-)

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Proof that the Cylons are truly evil?


2008
05.28


Cylons are running Windows XP

This video clip alleges that the Cylons are running Windows XP. Of course, I think the Cylon “civil war” can be explained by the fact that some of them resisting the fact that Vista is still not quite ready for prime time:-)

Other BSG spoilers from “Onionmodo”:

BSG Spoiler List
• Lightsabers will debut this season.
• Cylons build a fully armed and operational battle station. From a distance, it looks like a moon.
• A Colonial Raptor lands in a new planet and one of Galactica’s pilots gets attacked by some kind of bug that attaches to his face.
• Galactica flight deck crew install a new weapon in a Viper apparently called “Death Blossom.”
• Galactica has a problem with its heating system, but another Colonial Raptor lands in a forest planet to discover a large population of small, bear-like creatures living on trees. They kill them all and make nice coats for everyone in the ship. Colonist rejoice. Viewers too.
• In the final episode, we discover that President Roslin is really a lizzard with fake skin (that was a given, quite frankly.)
• Galactica then arrives to Earth, only to discover a world full of monkeys. They also kill them all.
• In the final scene, Starbuck and Apollo discover the hand and the head of big woman statue, made out of copper, coming out of a beach’s sand. They don’t know what the frack that means, but finally make love next to it.
• Starbuck discovers she’s Apollo’s sister.