Did we wind up wandering around on foot in the Mojava desert? Check.
Did we shoot guns? Check.
Did we have fun with Japanese tourists at Red Rock? Check.
Is there a funny story involving monogrammed panties? Check.
Live music on Fremont along with the “Blade Runner-esque” light show? Check.
Was there a memorable birthday song at Hooters? Check.
Glad I’m home? Doubleplus check!