Sad but true, my Friday night is being spent cleaning house and playing Grand Theft Auto IV, where my crowning achievements involve going on an epic crime spree that started with me shooting two cops and stealing a police car and bedding a girl named Michelle on the third date.
Apparently the game-within-a-game that encourages players to date Michelle and maintain a healthy (!) relationship with her — for example, I’ve found she doesn’t like being in the middle of gun battles — is worthy of a “guide“, and I think it’s hilarious that making time with a pretty girl requires hints for some gamers.
I guess everyone scores with Michelle. Oh well, we aren’t exclusive…
