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Screenwriters? What about voice actors?


2008
05.26




It looks like the actors behind the voices of Niko and Roman have said that they are not making much off of GTA 4 despite the great work they did. And Michelle… well, having seen the actress who plays Mallorie, why would I still want to date Michelle? :-)


GTA IV:  Niko and Michael Hollick

Niko and the actor who portrayed him, Michael Hollick.

From the New York Times article:

For Mr. Hollick, Niko has still been the role of a lifetime. A native of the eastern shores of Maryland, Mr. Hollick developed a talent for dialects as a theater student at Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, he said. In the game Niko is a war-scarred Serbian who has worked as a human trafficker before landing in New York (known in the game as Liberty City). Mr. Hollick’s masterly performance as the voice and body of Niko appears to stem both from Mr. Hollick’s rich conception of the character as well as from a stellar script.

“Developing Niko, the dry sense of humor, as the story begins, he’s this really hard guy with this really difficult background, but what gives it depth is that there is this naïveté as well,” Mr. Hollick said. “He comes to the big city and he’s not on firm ground. He’s not sure where he stands. So there is a lot to work with. And as he becomes more confident, the sense of humor comes out. The screenwriters and directors were really hip to that and really did a great job of making the character three-dimensional.”

Of course, because this is a video game, in addition to thousands of lines of dialogue, there were the more, shall we say, atmospheric effects.

“So we would have the 50 pages of screaming, 10 pages of being shot, 10 pages of being thrown off a roof, 20 pages of being burnt alive, just screaming,” he said. “The ones being burnt alive were the best. And I’d just be like: ‘Bring me more hot tea and honey and lemon. Earl Grey.’ “

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The end of innocence…


2008
05.26

When I was a kid, my favorite cartoon was “Star Blazers“, a show about a courageous group of humans who take off to do battle with the Gamilon (Gamelon? Gamelan? I don’t know how to spell it!) Empire.


Star Blazers Logo

Why were were fighting the Gamilons? Well, they had decided to bombard Earth and poison our world with “planet bombs”, marking the first time WMDs were used in anime (Okay, probably not, but I’m given to hyperbole here people!). The main thing to note is that they were led by an evil leader named Desslok, who always seemed to be a little different from the other male characters on the show.


Nice artwork of the spaceship Yamato

Anyways, the earthlings received a transmission from Queen Starsha of Iscandar along with plans for a wave-motion engine to propel them at ungodly speeds through space, and a wave-motion “gun” to shoot their enemies, bolted them on to the old Japanese warship Yamato, and set off on a one year journey though space to receive a cure for all that ailed the Earth, and to deal with the evil Gamilons.

Fast forward twenty plus years…

A few months ago, I found out “Star Blazers” was now available on DVD. So I ordered the first DVD, and watched it… and now I find myself consumed with questions about the show, such as…


The crew of the Yamato from Star Blazers

Why does everyone (except the doctor) wear a shirt with arrows pointing towards their naughty bits?


Dedicated Star Blazers fans

Is this weirder than the people who wear Star Trek uniforms? With the little logos on them?


The Yamato firing the wave motion gun

Sometimes a spaceship is just a spaceship, but… after watching that video, I’m pretty sure that this spaceship is intended to be a penis. Watch. The. Video. (and try not to laugh at the dialogue!)

Keep in mind that the spaceship Yamato, when confronted by enemies, typically dispatched them by ramping up the wave motion gun and spraying them with a beam of pure white energy. I will let you draw your own conclusions about the show from that one, but seriously — watch the video if you think I’m being silly.


Desslok likes guns.  I wonder why?

Is Desslok gay?
It’s obvious Desslok is given an effeminate voice (in the English version), but after watching the Tribute To Desslok (YouTube) (weird, disturbing theme music until about 1:26 in to the video when you can finally hear him speak in English), I found myself really wondering what was going on with the primping in front of the big mirror (0:41), and the massage he’s getting from the other blue guy (0:54). Actually, I guess the real reason I think he’s gay is because of this website devoted to him.


Child Abuse: Singing the \"Star Blazers\" theme song in both English and Japanese

Child Abuse: Singing the \"Star Blazers\" theme song

Are all the people who watched this show as a kid capable of such cruelty to their children? My God, this show is warping another generation of children! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!