A long time ago, I got a link to a wikipedia-like article on “kitten huffing” which caused many lulz.
Here is an excerpt:
The Cupped Hands Approach
1. Obtain a fresh, live kitten.
2. Cup hands around the kitten’s head, leaving a small opening to put your mouth around.
3. Inhale strongly through the opening until the soul has been completely sucked from the kitten.â€
4. Don’t be a dick: recycle. Used kittens may be turned in to a local Kitten Recycling Center or PETA office or turned into delicious pies.†Make sure you are huffing the correct end of the kitten. In case of emergency be sure to contact your local Poison Control Center.
There’s even information on the effect it has on the human body…
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