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Failed Experiment
Thanks to delaying tactics — such as showing Barry a bunch of Dane Cook videos, including this one on how women win arguments, and this one on “crying” until a friend of mine began bragging about her sexual conquest(s) in an A/V chat, the foot-long sandwich got a chance to work its way far enough [...]
Hypothesis
Eating a foot-long tuna sub sandwich with chips and a medium drink right before going to the gym will result in me feeling sick and nauseous, and possibly puking my guts out.
This may also serve to explain how Jared lost so much weight — he was an exercise-obsessed bulimic.
Maximum Overdrive
I think it’s hereditary.
I went to MySpace and noticed my two nephews have updated their profiles to reflect what they are really in to: Halo 3 and callipygian women.
Sick
I’m not really getting any better, and my breathing has a raspy, wheezy sound when I exhale.. but I’ve been living with that symptom since Thursday afternoon. That said, tomorrow is going to start with an unscheduled visit to the doctor’s office, where I’ll likely be waiting alongside other sickies.
Here’s hoping I didn’t fuck [...]
