Checking out my recent credit card transactions, I was surprised to see $37.93 for THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HO! WTF is a pancake ho? The mind boggles!
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
It’s a House Not A Ho
Thursday, March 18th, 2010If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why’d He make them out of meat?
Wednesday, March 10th, 2010Sometimes I think the people who write copy for Amazon’s “Lightning Deals” just can’t think of anything new to say about the products they are pitching. Case in point… what’s a meat snack? Are we talking beef jerky or Slim JIms?
Even more disturbing, what’s an extreme meat snack?
The mind boggles!
The best name ever…. (pray I don’t have kids)
Sunday, February 21st, 2010While at lunch with my friends Karen and Allen the other day, we were talking about how Karen’s surname was chosen a few generations ago. In fact, her brother even has a stage name. This led me to speculate that her family’s original name was something whack, like Snottenburger. Of course, in an effort to add as many consonants to the name as possible, our little crew freestyled a few names that we think would be perfect for a retired hitman who lives in a modest neighborhood in D.C. and who goes by the name…
Ezekiel Schnodtenbergerr
I bet there are no Google hits for this name except for this blog entry… For now.
His middle name would have to be Xavier. I’m just sayin’!
Three Headlines That Make Sense Taken Together
Thursday, July 30th, 2009
I don’t eat in a litter box, but…
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009…Amazon.com apparently thinks a litter box is a Kitchen & Dining product? Doesn’t this against the “don’t poop where you eat”-edict?
