While at lunch with my friends Karen and Allen the other day, we were talking about how Karen’s surname was chosen a few generations ago. In fact, her brother even has a stage name. This led me to speculate that her family’s original name was something whack, like Snottenburger. Of course, in an effort to add as many consonants to the name as possible, our little crew freestyled a few names that we think would be perfect for a retired hitman who lives in a modest neighborhood in D.C. and who goes by the name…
Ezekiel Schnodtenbergerr
I bet there are no Google hits for this name except for this blog entry… For now.
His middle name would have to be Xavier. I’m just sayin’!
