The Flip Medley » Sex

Really Fear The Turtle…

flip — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:58:20 +0000

Sure, you can go to my alma mater’s website and make the turtle roar… but I think this is even scarier… And at the same time, funnier…

Devolution Of Man

flip — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:04:57 +0000

It can be difficult to remain focused when talking to a pretty girl.

I totally do this…

flip — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:34:23 +0000

The Future of Online Dating

flip — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:16:16 +0000

Well… maybe dating is the wrong word for it.

But… how?

flip — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:00:15 +0000

Clay Aiken fathers a child?

Of course, Michael Jackson also had a few kids, and we still wonder how that happened…

What is up with NFL kickers and date rape drugs?

flip — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:36:41 +0000

Mr. Mom

flip — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:52:02 +0000

I am shocked and appalled!

flip — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:40:57 +0000

Of all the celebrities who could be caught in a sex tape scandal… Verne Troyer (a.k.a., Mini-Me)? I have to agree with this comment: “…This tape has to be better than ‘The Love Guru‘!” I guess the only thing that surprises me is that Paris Hilton wasn’t involved!

How could she not know?

flip — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:39:04 +0000

I read this one on Post Secret and thought, “Bullshit!” — but hey, stranger things have happened…

A boomerang?

flip — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:54:41 +0000

From Wired.com: “In the 1990s, Dutch researchers took MRI scans of couples having sex and discovered, among other things, that the penis is shaped like a boomerang during missionary-position intercourse. The men had more trouble remaining stimulated in the MRI scanner than the women. Viagra helped, however.”

How do I know when I’m over a cold?

flip — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:20:37 +0000

Well, I’m not 100% better yet, but I know I’m feeling better because I had a taste for KFC…

Fried Chicken

…and while I’ve never been a big Jessica Biel fan, I found myself drowning in a sea of Jessica Biel movies thanks to DirecTV:

“The Illusionist“

“Blade 3: Trinity“

“Next“

One of my friends jokingly asked me if my nose was still cold and wet.

I think a better question to ask me when I’m sick is, “Do you have a taste for fried chicken and does Jessica Biel make your loins all tingly?”

And the answer is “Yes… and YES!”

“That was just pillow talk, baby…”

flip — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:56:52 +0000

Any woman who knows the origin of this posting’s title could own me.

This reminds me of the time…

flip — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:18:23 +0000

…I was testing out my friend’s iPod speakers while talking about what I look for in a woman. Of course, the very next song started out with something like “Shake your tits!” which resulted in a lot of (in my case, embarrassed!) laughter.

What is best in life?

flip — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:24:41 +0000

Wisdom from that great philosopher, Conan the Barbarian. And if you think you’ve seen it before, Ummm, no you haven’t — This is a creative edit of his answer, which mirrors my own thinking!

The key to successful long-distance relationships?

flip — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:00:52 +0000

Having been in a long-distance relationship or two, I have to admire the extent to which many people will go to maintain a lovin’ connection when distance becomes an obstacle.

From Gizmodo.com:

And for you ladies who have met someone who lives far, far away and want to order one, well get thee to CallMePanty.com.