Checking out my recent credit card transactions, I was surprised to see $37.93 for THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HO! WTF is a pancake ho? The mind boggles!
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If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why’d He make them out of meat?
2010
03.10
03.10
Sometimes I think the people who write copy for Amazon’s “Lightning Deals” just can’t think of anything new to say about the products they are pitching. Case in point… what’s a meat snack? Are we talking beef jerky or Slim JIms?
Even more disturbing, what’s an extreme meat snack?
The mind boggles!
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I don’t eat in a litter box, but…
2009
07.29
07.29
…Amazon.com apparently thinks a litter box is a Kitchen & Dining product? Doesn’t this against the “don’t poop where you eat”-edict?
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Posthumous Victory
2009
06.27
06.27
The late, great Michael Jackson pwns the best-sellers on iTunes… Wow.
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Dude, you’re getting a Dell… for porno!
2008
11.24
11.24
No word yet on whether Macs are considered good for porn. *ahem*