Archives for the 'NBA' Category
I can’t feel my face!
I went to the playoff game tonight between the Washington Wizards and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Or to be more precise, between the Wizards and LeBron James.
DeShawn Stevenson allegedly suffers from a horrible neurological disorder that causes him to lose feeling in his face when his 3-point shot is “ON”.
The Cavaliers have beaten the Wizards [...]
“I don’t know where you get your cookies from…”
While going for a rebound, Reggie Evans decides to go for Chris Kaman’s nuts. But what makes this funny is Charles Barkley’s commentary on it.
Ask not what your franchise can do for you…
Sports fans are inherently irrational. If you think about it, a cabal of multimillionaire owners manipulate our passions for our favorite teams to maximize their profits and pad their bank accounts. Players are constantly repeating the refrain that “This is a business”, usually as they are about to leave one beloved team for [...]
We have a winner!
DeShawn Stevenson put a dagger in the hearts of the New Orleans Hornets last night, and it was beautiful.
POOF!
First, Gilbert tells Men’s Journal a horror story about shaving his pubes…
“When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend’s razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but [...]
