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		<title>He&#8217;s Dead</title>
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		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2011/05/04/hes-dead/</link>
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		<title>Think of the chi^h^h^h orphans!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had no idea these existed, but they are hilarious&#8230; Fake PSAs used to promote the best blaxplotation parody ever: &#8220;Black Dynamite.&#8221; Cream Corn makes sure you get the message about smack&#8230; Bullhorn owns a nightclub, but he makes it a point to warn children about the dangers of drugs.. with dramatic reenacments! Chocolate Giddy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2011/01/08/think-of-the-chihhh-orphans/</link>
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		<title>I have the cutest kitten in the world!</title>
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		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/10/09/i-have-the-cutest-kitten-in-the-world/</link>
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		<title>I Hate Flash</title>
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		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/08/27/i-hate-flash/</link>
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		<title>WebLogic Server 10.3.3 on Mac OS X is &#8220;teh snappeh!&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a snippet of the startup log&#8230; It took a whopping 8 seconds for the admin server to come up on my MacBook Pro. If you compare this to my earlier efforts to &#8220;port&#8221; WLS to Mac OS X, this is a huge improvement over the 13 seconds it took back on WLS 9.0. Of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/06/17/weblogic-server-10-3-3-on-mac-os-x-is-teh-snappeh/</link>
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		<title>AT&amp;T&#8217;s website can&#8217;t even handle iPhone traffic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Apple introduced the new iPhone 4 today, and apparently AT&#038;T&#8217;s website is down. You would think this would be the right time to have your website up and fully operational if your hardware partner is announcing an incredibly popular new device. This does not inspire confidence &#8212; though it is unrelated to their actual 3G [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/06/07/atts-website-cant-even-handle-iphone-traffic/</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s up with Michael Jordan&#8217;s Mustache?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if it is Chaplin or Hitler, but this has led to questions from people all over the internet&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/05/29/whats-up-with-michael-jordans-mustache/</link>
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		<title>Is Harry Dresden really Joe Flanigan?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a big fan of Jim Butcher&#8216;s series &#8220;The Dresden Files&#8220;, and I voraciously consumed the latest (last?) book in the series. However, the cover art: &#8230;portrayed Harry Dresden with a face that reminded me of someone. That someone? Well, I think it looks like: Joe Flanigan from Stargate: Atlantis. Am I right? And am [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/05/18/is-harry-dresden-really-joe-flanigan/</link>
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		<title>Quite possibly the ballsiest scammer e-mail ever&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Check this out&#8230; this is a scam claiming to come from the FBI, and they&#8217;ve decided to e-mail me to tell me that, which the help of an &#8220;Intelligence Monitoring Network&#8221; they have determined that I have won a lottery outside of the U.S. of A. to the tune of $800,000. Let&#8217;s break it down&#8230; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/05/10/quite-possibly-the-ballsiest-scammer-e-mail-ever/</link>
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		<title>America needs to rid itself of dependence on foreign&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ISOTOPES! Lost in all the discussions about the effects of Iceland&#8217;s volcanic activity and how it is affecting people&#8217;s ability to travel across the Atlantic is the fact that it is affecting healthcare here in the USA. The story is pretty straightforward: there are only a handful of places where we can acquire molybdenum-99 and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/05/10/america-needs-to-rid-itself-of-dependence-on-foreign/</link>
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		<title>Enthusiasm is the key.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A long time ago, I was explaining to a friend of mine my theory about why music &#8212; especially rock or metal &#8212; seems to favor the younger musician, and it dovetails with something I noticed while checking out the sounds of the worship band at a church service this evening. Long story short, the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/05/09/enthusiasm-is-the-key/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a House Not A Ho</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Checking out my recent credit card transactions, I was surprised to see $37.93 for THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HO! WTF is a pancake ho? The mind boggles!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/03/18/its-a-house-not-a-ho/</link>
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		<title>I regret nothing&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;about taking an impromptu vacation to California, and this weather forecast makes it clear that I chose the right time to exit stage left to a sunny, salubrious locale near Sacramento!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/03/11/i-regret-nothing/</link>
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		<title>If God didn&#8217;t want us to eat animals, why&#8217;d He make them out of meat?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I think the people who write copy for Amazon&#8217;s &#8220;Lightning Deals&#8221; just can&#8217;t think of anything new to say about the products they are pitching. Case in point&#8230; what&#8217;s a meat snack? Are we talking beef jerky or Slim JIms? Even more disturbing, what&#8217;s an extreme meat snack? The mind boggles!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/03/10/if-god-didnt-want-us-to-eat-animals-whyd-he-make-them-out-of-meat/</link>
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		<title>The best name ever&#8230;. (pray I don&#8217;t have kids)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While at lunch with my friends Karen and Allen the other day, we were talking about how Karen&#8217;s surname was chosen a few generations ago. In fact, her brother even has a stage name. This led me to speculate that her family&#8217;s original name was something whack, like Snottenburger. Of course, in an effort to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2010/02/21/the-best-name-ever-pray-i-dont-have-kids/</link>
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