http://www.neobeans.com/blog Inane rambling, periodic rants, and a whole lot of laughs... Sun, 27 Jul 2008 02:51:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Tron 2 Bootleg Trailer http://teaser-trailer.comUploaded by dragonball-movie OMFG! Even with the poor quality of the video, I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE! I have a long-time love affair with the original "Tron" movie.. it inspired me as a computer programmer when I just a kid, and to see that there ... http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/26/tr2n/ [caption id="attachment_2330" align="alignnone" width="450" caption="This is the plot for Crank..."][/caption] This is the plot for "Crank", which has a pretty hilarious sex scene between Jason Statham and Amy Smart in front of a crowd in Chinatown... http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/26/movie-summary/ (Just imagine the title being spoken aloud with Yoda's voice... Hmmmmmm!) From snopes.com, which is my preferred source for facts when I hear rumors on the internet that seem unbelievable... but the latest one, about Obama dissing soliders during a visit seemed like a classic smear campaign, until I read ... http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/26/begun-the-smear-campaigns-have/ Peter King did a story on the Redskins' training camp, and there's one snippet from his article that I think even a non-fan will find interesting... ... [caption id="attachment_2319" align="aligncenter" width="298" caption="Dodgeball with Jason Campbell and Colt Brennan"][/caption] He's a stickler for doing things the right way every time, as most longtime quarterback ... http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/26/if-you-can-dodge-a-wrench-you-can-dodge-a-defensive-end/ ...it might have looked something like this: See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/25/if-24-had-aired-in-1994/ ESPN has a nice article on "superfans" and whether they may be taking it a bit too far... Check out a few of them here... [caption id="attachment_2308" align="alignnone" width="450" caption="Captain America"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_2309" align="alignnone" width="450" caption="Pasty Packer Fan"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_2310" align="alignnone" width="400" caption="Sexy Venezuelan Fan"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_2312" align="alignnone" width="450" caption="Naked Guys"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_2311" align="alignnone" width="499" ... http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/25/superfans/ 110 Yard Field Goal -- How They Did It @ Yahoo! Video http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/24/how-to-kick-a-110-yard-field-goal/ From HollywoodReporter.com... [caption id="attachment_2301" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Christian Bale attacks his mom and sister?"][/caption] The best part of the article is the desperate attempt to link Christian Bale's arrest to a commercial for Burger King where a young man won't give up his seat to a little old lady carrying heavy bags. http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/23/batman-attacks-his-mom-and-sister/ The Boxing Cat http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/23/cat-fight/ From New Scientist, here is a story on non-lethal gun technology I originally discovered on slashdot.org Toy rocket inspires variable-speed bullets A gun that fires variable speed bullets and which can be set to kill, wound or just inflict a bruise is being built by a US toy manufacturer. The weapon is ... http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/23/set-rifles-to-stun/   [caption id="attachment_2290" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Stupid Cake"] Thanks to Liz C. for sending me this one via e-mail. The story behind it is that someone called a "store which shall remain unnamed" and asked for a cake that said, "Best wishes Suzanne" and under neath that, "We will miss you." Priceless! [/caption] http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/22/stupid-is-as-stupid-does/ marriedtothesea.com I'm just waiting for Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale to sign on to make the sequel... :-) http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/22/the-prestige-2/ 'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/17/more-evil-less-feeling/ My applications are well-behaved and never question the matrix they live in. ;-) http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/16/and-this-is-why-i-use-a-mac-and-program-in-java/ ...despite the similar weather forecasts for this week. I will explain later when I go on vacation! :-) http://www.neobeans.com/blog/2008/07/14/there-is-a-huge-difference-between-these-two-cities/