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Enthusiasm is the key.

2010
05.09

A long time ago, I was explaining to a friend of mine my theory about why music — especially rock or metal — seems to favor the younger musician, and it dovetails with something I noticed while checking out the sounds of the worship band at a church service this evening.

Long story short, the key to a great song is complete emotional honesty and a willingness to be vulnerable in the performance. I think every artist knows this, but I think that people sometimes get wrapped up in looking for formulas that define how someone “makes it” as a commercial musician. “Oh, you have to sound/look/dance like this…”

But truth be told, I’ve listened to quite a few musicians who are too young to be trusted to rent a car who, nevertheless, seem to be able to crank out a song that just grabs the listener. It’s not a matter of technical proficiency. It’s not a matter of them being child prodigies who have developed chops that none of the rest of us are capable of playing. It’s a matter of combining the talent and the emotional honesty in to a single work of art.

Now, this leads to my next point — part of the skill in knowing how to pull the listener in to a song is knowing what the cues are that will resonate with them. If you know me, you know I’m a huge fan of Girl Talk, who has a knack for creating mash-ups that touch on the familiar and the unfamiliar to create grooves that just speak to the listener. You can check out his creative process….

…but I think it’s nice to look at one of his finished works.

I’ve also been a huge fan of synthesized music. For example, There’s a part of me that loves stuff like Kraftwerk’s “Trans Europe Express”…

I also know this song has very little emotional impact on folks, whereas Enigma’s “Return to Innocence” seems to stir up feelings. Is it the chanting? Is it the lyrical content? Or is it just a richer arrangement that pulls the listener in? I’d say yes to all three.

So back to the church music. There is beautiful is music being made by people who belong to various faiths around the world. There is something transcendent about the sounds of people engaged in practicing their faith, and — at its’ best — an authentic selflessness shines through. It is inspirational to listen to, because unlike the songs that focus on the transient things that may only last a lifetime, these songs speak to something eternal… something that calls to all of us the same way a dance hall song coaxes us to the dance floor.

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It’s a House Not A Ho

2010
03.18

Checking out my recent credit card transactions, I was surprised to see $37.93 for THE ORIGINAL PANCAKE HO! WTF is a pancake ho? The mind boggles!

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I regret nothing…

2010
03.11

…about taking an impromptu vacation to California, and this weather forecast makes it clear that I chose the right time to exit stage left to a sunny, salubrious locale near Sacramento!

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If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why’d He make them out of meat?

2010
03.10

Sometimes I think the people who write copy for Amazon’s “Lightning Deals” just can’t think of anything new to say about the products they are pitching. Case in point… what’s a meat snack? Are we talking beef jerky or Slim JIms?

Even more disturbing, what’s an extreme meat snack?

The mind boggles!

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The best name ever…. (pray I don’t have kids)

2010
02.21

While at lunch with my friends Karen and Allen the other day, we were talking about how Karen’s surname was chosen a few generations ago. In fact, her brother even has a stage name. This led me to speculate that her family’s original name was something whack, like Snottenburger. Of course, in an effort to add as many consonants to the name as possible, our little crew freestyled a few names that we think would be perfect for a retired hitman who lives in a modest neighborhood in D.C. and who goes by the name…


Ezekiel Schnodtenbergerr


I bet there are no Google hits for this name except for this blog entry… For now. ;-)

His middle name would have to be Xavier. I’m just sayin’!