While going for a rebound, Reggie Evans decides to go for Chris Kaman’s nuts. But what makes this funny is Charles Barkley’s commentary on it.
“I don’t know where you get your cookies from…”
04.21
While going for a rebound, Reggie Evans decides to go for Chris Kaman’s nuts. But what makes this funny is Charles Barkley’s commentary on it.
“I find your lack of confidence disturbing”
04.20
So I surfed to nba.com to check out the highlights and details from the first round playoff games.
(Hey, Cleveland fans… I’m picking the Wizards in 6!)
Then… I see this message saying that I needed to install Microsoft’s competitor to Adobe Flash just to check out the video highlights and interviews.
Being the open-minded, cross-platform person that I am, and hoping to enjoy videos on nba.com, I clicked through and was confronted with the Microsoft Silverlight “license” which has one interesting tidbit in it:
11. LIMITATION ON AND EXCLUSION OF REMEDIES AND DAMAGES. You can recover from Microsoft and its suppliers only direct damages up to U.S. $5.00. You cannot recover any other damages, including consequential, lost profits, special, indirect or incidental damages.
This limitation applies to
· anything related to the software, services, content (including code) on third party Internet sites, or third party programs; and
· claims for breach of contract, breach of warranty, guarantee or condition, strict liability, negligence, or other tort to the extent permitted by applicable law.It also applies even if Microsoft knew or should have known about the possibility of the damages. The above limitation or exclusion may not apply to you because your country may not allow the exclusion or limitation of incidental, consequential or other damages.
So, that had me thinking… so much of the Web is dependent on Adobe Flash, surely Adobe must do one better, but it appears they also limit an end-user’s liability even in the event that a known defect exists in Flash. Case in point, here’s an excerpt from the Adobe Flash EULA:
8. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY. IN NO EVENT WILL ADOBE OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY DAMAGES, CLAIMS OR COSTS WHATSOEVER OR ANY CONSEQUENTIAL, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, OR ANY LOST PROFITS OR LOST SAVINGS, EVEN IF AN ADOBE REPRESENTATIVE HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH LOSS, DAMAGES, CLAIMS OR COSTS OR FOR ANY CLAIM BY ANY THIRD PARTY. THE FOREGOING LIMITATIONS AND EXCLUSIONS APPLY TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW IN YOUR JURISDICTION. ADOBE’S AGGREGATE LIABILITY AND THAT OF ITS SUPPLIERS UNDER OR IN CONNECTION WITH THIS AGREEMENT SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE AMOUNT PAID FOR THE SOFTWARE, IF ANY. Nothing contained in this Agreement limits Adobe’s liability to you in the event of death or personal injury resulting from Adobe’s negligence or for the tort of deceit (fraud). Adobe is acting on behalf of its suppliers for the purpose of disclaiming, excluding and/or limiting obligations, warranties and liability as provided in this Agreement, but in no other respects and for no other purpose. For further information, please see the jurisdiction specific information at the end of this Agreement, if any, or contact Adobe’s Customer Support Department.
For Unix L-users
04.20

You know the world has changed when popular webcomics contain jokes that are relevant only to Unix geeks.
Much funnier late at night, but…
04.20

Yes, I found myself laughing at “Ali G Indahouse” despite not really being a big fan of Ali G… The beatboxing scene in his car (even in German!) and the spoof of the “Ocean’s Twelve” thief dancing through the laser grid cracked me up.
Tainted Cylon Love
04.19
Plus, I’d like to point out that the actress who plays Cally performed karaoke of “Tainted Love”, which, if you listen to the lyrics gives away major plot elements for the remaining episodes.
Sometimes I feel I’ve got to
Run away I’ve got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I’ve lost my light
For I toss and turn I can’t sleep at night
(chorus)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I’ll run from you
This tainted love you’ve given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that’s not nearly all
Oh…tainted love
Tainted love
Now I know I’ve got to
Run away I’ve got to
Get away
You don’t really want IT any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you’LL think love is to pray
But I’m sorry I don’t pray that way
(chorus…)
Don’t touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I’m going to pack my things and go
Tainted love, tainted love (x2)
Touch me baby, tainted love (x2)
Tainted love (x3)
Yeah, Cally was probably thinking those lyrics right before she wacked Galen with the wrench in the boudoir. Hmmm, that last sentence reminds me of something else…